Human Thorki Headcanons
Dec. 23rd, 2018 01:51 pm
Thor enjoys surprising Loki with bear hugs in the school hallway. He grabs Loki from behind and lifts him. Loki starts squirming and kicking, but they can't match Thor's strength.
Loki smells like their very sweet, citrus shampoo.
Thor thinks Loki’s never seen any of his games, but Loki’s got a secret place they lurk and watch from.
If Loki gets pissed at someone, they know they could take them down themself, but it’s so much more fun to get Thor to do it (plus then Thor gets detention and Odin yells at him and that’s fun to watch). So they’ll make it look like the person they don’t like is bullying them, or they’ll actually goad the person into doing so, and they make sure Thor’s around to witness. After, when Thor’s in trouble, Loki relieves any guilt they might be feeling by being nice to Thor for the duration of his punishment (it never lasts very long because Thor’s always let off the hook early for good behavior).
Thor gets pissed if/when Loki doesn’t get the lead and/or the part they want in school plays (regardless of gender because Loki’s genderfluid and can crush any role). Loki found it mortifying when Thor chewed out the drama teacher the first time it happened.
If Thor spots Loki painting their nails, he’ll ask Loki to paint his just as an excuse to spend time together. Loki buys completely hideous colors to test Thor’s resolve. So far Thor’s won these mini battles.
Loki steals Thor’s varsity jacket, claiming it’s because they couldn’t find one of their own.